Following the Titans game this afternoon, I stayed at the neighbors’ for several hours watching some of those in attendance play Rock Band. After a long while of refusals, they finally wore me down enough for me to attempt the drums.

Never in the history of man has there been a greater suck. Not even the W. presidency sucked as bad as those few moments of me banging away to “Enter Sandman”. The only good thing about it was that everyone else was just as bad as I was.

So, as I said before, I have zero musical ability. Were it possible to have negative musical ability (e.g. radios fail when you walk by, etc.), I would probably have that. Granted it was my first time playing, but it was not a promising beginning to my musical career.

I think I’ll stick to writing stories. I’d probably even suck at poetry. Too much like music.